Courtney: Hey Reebok, how do you market shoes to women?
Reebok: Pink it and Shrink it?
Reebok: And we’ll add in talking boobs for good measure! It’ll be great!
Courtney: Wait, you’re targeting women by using talking boobs?
Reebok: Yeah, and the boobs will be jealous of the butt. You know, cause the men are always ogling the butt now!! High Five!
Courtney: I hate you.